Obligatory Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Chocolate chip cookie dough...With chocolate chips...And cookie dough... [Tastes like] sneaking cookie dough from the mixing bowl when you were little. Chocolate chip is a must. It's the vanilla of ice cream. The plain of potato chips. The coffee that actually tastes like coffee (and not pumpkin spice. Or old spice. Or baby spice. Or whatever coffee is tasting like these days).