Miss Egress

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      sorry it smells like sex in here - altered vintage orphaned saucer fine china - 1
      sorry it smells like sex in here - altered vintage orphaned saucer fine china
      Miss Egress
      $24.95
      I like big butts and I cannot lie - upcycled vintage decorative plate - snarky home decor - 1
      I like big butts and I cannot lie - upcycled vintage decorative plate - snarky home decor
      Miss Egress
      $34.95
      Happily Living in Sin - upcycled vintage decorative rose pattern plate - 1
      Happily Living in Sin - upcycled vintage decorative rose pattern plate
      Miss Egress
      $34.95
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      All panic. Zero disco. - upcycled groovy small decorative plate - vintage 1970s - 1
      All panic. Zero disco. - upcycled groovy small decorative plate - vintage 1970s
      Miss Egress
      $26.95
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      Broken Ornaments this year - cat Christmas Ornament - 1
      Broken Ornaments this year - cat Christmas Ornament
      Miss Egress
      $14.95 $7.47 Save $7.48
      I'd rather be gluing googly eyes on things - upcycled Norman Rockwell plate - 1
      I'd rather be gluing googly eyes on things - upcycled Norman Rockwell plate
      Miss Egress
      $34.95
      I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look - upcycled vintage decorative plate - 1
      I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look - upcycled vintage decorative plate
      Miss Egress
      $34.95
      Live Laugh Leave - altered vintage plate - 1
      Live Laugh Leave - altered vintage plate
      Miss Egress
      $30.95
      Please don't make yourself at home, I've seen how you live - altered vintage plate - 1
      Please don't make yourself at home, I've seen how you live - altered vintage plate
      Miss Egress
      $28.95
      There's no place like home. So go there. - altered vintage plate - 1
      There's no place like home. So go there. - altered vintage plate
      Miss Egress
      $28.95
      Ain't nobody got the spoons for that. - altered vintage plate - 1
      Ain't nobody got the spoons for that. - altered vintage plate
      Miss Egress
      $28.95
      What would Jesus stew? - engraved wooden spoon - 1
      What would Jesus stew? Engraved Wooden Spoon
      Miss Egress
      $10.00
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      The Book Boner! Penis Bookmark - wood laser cut & engraved with tassel - 1
      The Book Boner! Penis Bookmark
      Miss Egress
      $10.00
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      Stop chewing so loud. You're losing friends. Dinner plate - 1
      Stop chewing so loud. You're losing friends. Dinner plate
      Miss Egress
      $20.00
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      Making lists makes me feel like I have my shit together - Post It Note holder - 1
      Making Lists Post It Note holder
      Miss Egress
      $14.00
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      Coffee. Because crack messes you up. - engraved wooden coffee scoop and bag clip - 1
      Coffee. Because crack messes you up Wooden Coffee Scoop + Clip
      Miss Egress
      $14.00
      Cat Magnets engraved and hand painted - 1
      Cat Magnets (set of 3)
      Miss Egress
      $9.00
      Brush your f*cking teeth - ceramic tooth brush holder - kitsch dog puppy - 1
      Brush your f*cking teeth Ceramic toothbrush holder
      Miss Egress
      $20.00
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      You've Been Poisoned Dinner Plate
      Miss Egress
      $20.00
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      Christmas Has Everything Stefon from SNL Christmas Ornament
      Miss Egress
      $10.00 $5.00 Save $5.00
      What Would Dolly Do Retro Motel Keychain
      Miss Egress
      $12.00
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      I do not smell - Batman Woooden Christmas Ornament
      Miss Egress
      $14.00 $7.00 Save $7.00
      Cher-cuterie Board
      Miss Egress
      $25.00
      Jesus Clock
      Miss Egress
      $35.00
      Bless this shitty, overpriced Apartment Motel Keychain
      Miss Egress
      $12.50